Status: That moment when you lose by 44,804 votes to Andrew Jackson but still win the election. 

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#atleasticanspellmyownname

Status: Just lost by 264,292 votes to Tilden, but proud to announce that I'm the winner! Look ma, I made it!

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#Tildengetarrestedandshot

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Status: May have lost the popular vote by 95,713 votes to Cleveland, but thanks to my buds in the Electoral College, I got the gig!

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#takethatDemocrats

Status: My battle with Gore made me sore...wow, thanks to Yale I can rhyme. But, if I went to Fairfield, maybe I wouldn't have lost the pop. vote by 543,816 votes. 

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#ivyleaguestunting

#jesulitisthatwhattheycallit?

Status: Sorry losers and haters, but I won because I have one of the highest I.Q's and the electors knew it! Please don't feel stupid or insecure because the stupid donkey received 2.9 million more pop. votes than me. And remember, I know how to send emails don't you worry.

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#MAGA #Pelosiliberal #taxreturnswho #winnerwinnerchickendinnerwhereismymaidtocookforme